Hard work and diligence pay off in the long run, but laziness pays off right now!

Locks keep lazy people honest. Honest people may stay honest because of integrity, conscience, a relationship with God, or any number of other reasons, but locks don’t have anything to do with it.

Common sense … ain’t!

Men and women can be equal; God forbid they should be the same. “Equal” does not mean “the same.”

Every place has a thing, but not every thing has a place.

Knowing is only half the battle. Half the battle never won a war.

If Necessity is the mother of Invention, Laziness is the father.