I am in shape. Round is a shape.

If it itches, it will be scratched. Guys do that.

When you go somewhere with a guy, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

Crying is blackmail.

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Don't ask a guy if you're fat. If you think you're fat, you probably are.

You can either ask a guy to do something or tell him how you want it done, not both.

Ask for what you want. Hints don't work on guys. Just say it!

Come to a guy with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what guys do. If you want sympathy, that's what your girlfriends are for.

Anything a guy said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after a week.