Don’t ask a guy what he’s thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.


If you ask a question you don’t want answered, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.


I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate. > What’s that make us?

Absolutely nothing: which is what you are about to become!

Spaceballs, by Mel Brooks

The military is for fighting the enemies of the state. The police are there to defend and protect the people. When the military becomes the police, the enemies of the state become the people.

The new Battlestar Galactica


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