Anything not worth doing right is not worth doing.

Every great invention requires two people:

1. A recognized expert to say it can’t be done.
2. Some stubborn fool to go ahead and do it anyway.

The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one’s time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.

I read in the Bible and learned that Man is the head of the family. Then I got married and learned that Woman is the neck.

> (Demonstrating how the neck swings the head back and forth…)

You see? If you’re unequally yoked, being the head doesn’t mean much.

Some people treat God like a piñata. They think that if they just hit him hard enough, he’ll pour out blessings.

Troubleshooting is the art of cutting a problem in half.

Sacrifice is trading up, not giving up.

Sacrifice

(n) 1. A surrender of something of value as a means of gaining something more desirable.

The best way to keep your word is to prevent it from escaping through your lips.

Great leaders know when to realign their goals to an inevitable outcome.

We’re all “terminal”. None of us will get out of this world alive.