“I wish I had a box of Alka-Seltzer and a sling-shot. I could keep myself entertained for hours and I would never have to leave the parking lot.”

These are the words I witnessed Bob Vincent utter as he stood in the foyer of the church looking out the window at a parking lot full of pigeons. It was from this humorous and spontaneous statement that I realized random thoughts of nonsense are more enjoyable than any outing to a movie theater.